Momma Umbridge: Now, the only way you gonna fight these chillins is with love. Do you love them enough to scold them?
Umbridge: Yes! I love them so much...
Momma Umbridge: Do you love them enough to whop down those bottoms?
Umbridge: Yes Momma, anything!
Momma Umbridge: Do you love them enough to kill them?
Umbridge: Well... Yeah! I think I do...
Momma Umbridge: Yep! It might straighten that Harry Potter out! He might even be better off...
Umbridge: Yeah! You're dead, and you're just fine! Why didn't I think of that before?
Momma Umbridge: Because it's CRAZY...
